Motley Crue's hotel,

It's on the news today. Motley Crue is opening a new hotel in London. It will be a 5 star hotel dedicated to musicians, but here is the new news: They don't allow the rock stars to behave like rock stars!
This is the nature of many businesses. A peaceful hotel that lets heavy rock stars break everything. And a hotel of rockers that is extremely quite and formal.

Art factor,

I've heard the rumor that Saatchi is organizing some sort of art reality show to find the next great artist. I like the collision between the world of mainstream tv and the exclusive art world. However, when I go to tv is because I want cheap programming and cheap simple stuff. Please, don't start with that modern-arty-shit! I want to watch old Friend's episodes.

Lie detector,

Here in the uk a group of scientist discovered a new "lie detector". It's a very simple observation on human behavior. Not telling the truth forces you to think longer than telling it. And average of 0.6 seconds longer.

The only thing I'd like to know is: What happens if you ask a liar if he is lying? How long would it take to get an answer?

this guy I know,

Is so obsessed with his blog, that he had created profiles to comment on his own posts. Like if he was ten different bloggers making comments.
His blog looks very busy, when actually he is the only reader! It's so sad.
He even tracks himself on google analytics. And apparently, he started to believe that all of this is happening for real.
In real life, he is just a normal guy. But behind the computer, he is some kind of multi personality freak.
I have invited him, and his 10 personalities to comment on my blog, but they all rejected the invitation. They all said I was wrong, they treated me like crazy. They even claimed that they were different people. Isn't absurd?
There still something that amuses me about this guy: Every character is very very different. Everyone has her own facebook profile and her own classmates. They all live in different cities and have different jobs. I am starting to consider him an artist.
Of course he could fool a lot of people but not me. It would be impossible to believe that his shitty blog has so many comments and mine not even one.


Honey I bought the speakers for the Iphone, cool?

*Picture taken from my favorite blog boingboing.

This guy keeps on earning money after death,

Actually, he has made 30 millions last year. I wonder if the fact that he died made him earn more money. A great thing that their family could do is to animate Ledger using his pictures, so he could still act after death. Because apparently, Ledger was ready to leave the world, but the world wasn't ready to let him go.


Broken Penis,

My wife told me last night, that the massive search in google for the words: "Broken penis" had been triggered by an episode of Grey's anatomy in which that horrible thing happens to someone.
I can imagine the writers for the show trying to come up with unknown terrible diseases. They get on the web and search for that kind of stuff. They do focus groups with hypochondriacs to evaluate which of them are the most scariest ones. They pick some, and they build the story from there.
And I guess a broken penis is a hit, just because it's the perfect representation of the wicked man. Target audience for Grey's anatomy? 25-30 something girls? it all makes sense, doesn't it? good job.
However, the writers could start to create the diseases as well. I would write about:
-The third nipple disease. Obviously, it's about a third nipple that appears on the chest if you have done too much masturbation with your left hand. Not difficult to get and very contagious.
Good for Grey's anatomy?

I want to buy it now!

I am ashamed of this, but I really enjoy infomercials and I think most of the products are so good that they will make a great impact in the world.
Here we go, the product of the momment:

It's like the warm version of the ku klux klan. And the good thing is, they don't want to kill us!

That Brad movie,

I haven't seen it yet. "The curious case of benjamin button". I can't help but noticed that the main plot is: a guy that was born old and dies as a baby. Good stuff-I thought- Original. But then I remembered the old Mork and Mindy with Robin Williams. A total rip-off!

BarackBerry for sale?

Talking about the great Obama again. Apparently, he will have his own telephone. Meaning: a special blackberry-sort-of-telephone specially designed for him. Among the features of this new phone:

-A red button to call the white house? which would be home.
-Another button to start a war maybe? Or called them off?
-An "answering machine" that doesn't take calls but calls you home in search of support?
-Speed dial for Puff Daddy, Shakira and other celebrities?
-A predictive software for the sms, one that takes what you are writing and make it a speech?

How can it be any different from any other phone?


How to recognize a stupid*

If the person says: "Crisis equals opportunity".

*The phrase has been stolen from a comment in other blog. Hopefully the author connects to this blog afterwards and leaves such clever comments like this.


Good conversation starter during crunchy times,

Who would play Obama in "Obama. The movie"?

1. Denzel Washington.
2. Jamie Fox.
3. Will Smith?

When the person you are talking to starts to get excited and mention some names of african american dudes. You surprise him/her with the name "Danny De Vito".

It's the kind of joke that would make a finance employee laugh.


First post,

I had this spare time in bathroom...There is no many things that one can do here. You could grab a magazine or play a little bit with your dick. Maybe a book, but not much more than that. Let's be honest, you can't expect much from this blog. But it won't be that bad either. Worst case scenario, it's shit.