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Lie to me,

I am watching this new tv show called "Lie to me". It shows an independent company that based on facial information, they can know who is telling a lie.
It's not much different from any other tv show (csi whatever the city, mentalist, without a trace, etc). But I've read a story online. When the creators went to pitch the show to the producers, they answered they didn't have the money at the moment. That's when one of the creators said: It's a lie.

KFC smells nice...

Every time we pass next to a KFC restaurante, it smells beautifully. And now, apparently, Pam "breast" Anderson is becoming the spoke person for the brand. Am I right?






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Pubs shutting down!

I've heard that 6 pubs a day are shutting down in the uk. I am not a big fan of the loud music, the beer, etc. But I do consider it a culture in itself, the culture of the pub. The fish and chips...It's so old an authentic, that I am feeling sad about this.

And while this is happening, hundreds of stupid geeks are fighting for some silly fish species about to disappear. You fucking green morons!

I shook hands with Charlie Watts,

There was this old guy coming, white hair, long jacket. And I noticed him. And although I know there is an unspoken agreement between londoners and its celebrities for which you shouldn't talk to them, I've approached him and ask him to shake hands. He though at first that I had a knife and my intentions were to kill him. That's when he saw all his wild life in front of his eyes, but soon he realized I was just another stupid fan.

Mr. Watts, there is something that you did not know when you shook my hand. I didn't wash them after my bathblogging session, just before meeting you. Sorry.

This peace bears are so stupid,

that I feel I want to go to war.

what does it mean if I do not blog for a couple of days?

I am constipated!

Now I get it

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Deep question...

This morning, I don't know what triggered this question but I thought to myself:
How do blind people consume porn? So I searched "Porn for the blind" on google.
This is fun:

http://www.pornfortheblind.org/

18 seconds of pure joy

I don't quite get it. But I love it.

Bald?

I've just shaved my head. I was reading a poll that suggested that people don't think of shaved heads as bald heads. This is due to people who shaved their heads without being bald. And that made me take the decision.
Isn't it great?

American Standards,

I've just received the confirmation letter from American Standards, saying that they will pay me for writing my blog. I am so excited to start saying nice things about their bathrooms in exchange for money. I never thought I could be paid for writing from my bathroom. It's like a dream come true.

Possible use for Guantanamo's jail

Gay tourism?

Prenatal DNA test,

There is a new trend in London: the prenatal DNA test. By using this technique, mothers to be can know the "identity" of their babies before they are born. In other words, they can know if the child would be the son or the daughter of her husband!
If it's not their husband's they would interrupt the pregnancy (they say).
My guess is that, after spending so much time with their husbands, they would abort only if the baby is actually their child.

More trends? Lambada is back!

Motley Crue's hotel,

It's on the news today. Motley Crue is opening a new hotel in London. It will be a 5 star hotel dedicated to musicians, but here is the new news: They don't allow the rock stars to behave like rock stars!
This is the nature of many businesses. A peaceful hotel that lets heavy rock stars break everything. And a hotel of rockers that is extremely quite and formal.

Art factor,

I've heard the rumor that Saatchi is organizing some sort of art reality show to find the next great artist. I like the collision between the world of mainstream tv and the exclusive art world. However, when I go to tv is because I want cheap programming and cheap simple stuff. Please, don't start with that modern-arty-shit! I want to watch old Friend's episodes.

Lie detector,

Here in the uk a group of scientist discovered a new "lie detector". It's a very simple observation on human behavior. Not telling the truth forces you to think longer than telling it. And average of 0.6 seconds longer.

The only thing I'd like to know is: What happens if you ask a liar if he is lying? How long would it take to get an answer?

this guy I know,

Is so obsessed with his blog, that he had created profiles to comment on his own posts. Like if he was ten different bloggers making comments.
His blog looks very busy, when actually he is the only reader! It's so sad.
He even tracks himself on google analytics. And apparently, he started to believe that all of this is happening for real.
In real life, he is just a normal guy. But behind the computer, he is some kind of multi personality freak.
I have invited him, and his 10 personalities to comment on my blog, but they all rejected the invitation. They all said I was wrong, they treated me like crazy. They even claimed that they were different people. Isn't absurd?
There still something that amuses me about this guy: Every character is very very different. Everyone has her own facebook profile and her own classmates. They all live in different cities and have different jobs. I am starting to consider him an artist.
Of course he could fool a lot of people but not me. It would be impossible to believe that his shitty blog has so many comments and mine not even one.

Honey I bought the speakers for the Iphone, cool?

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*Picture taken from my favorite blog boingboing.